{"product_id":"taxidermy-cow-fish","title":"Taxidermy Cow Fish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSourced from the Philippines\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA cowfish is a funky little marine creature that looks like something out of a cartoon. It gets its name because it has tiny horn-like protrusions on its head, kind of like a cow. These fish are usually bright yellow or spotted and have a boxy, almost armor-plated body. They're slow swimmers, using their little fins to glide through the water in a pretty clumsy but adorable way. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eOne of their coolest features is their defense mechanism—when stressed, they can release a toxin that can be harmful to other fish around them. Despite how cool they are, they still prefer to be loners. A shame, too, because they really could get a seat at the popular kids’ table. Then again, being an outcast has become in vogue as of late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eAnyway, these amazing creatures deserve a spot in any collection of oddities and treasures.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"La Concha","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46987100815407,"sku":"swu1792044192059","price":27.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/8968\/7087\/files\/taxidermy-cow-fish_1.jpg?v=1792044198","url":"https:\/\/highwaistm.shop\/products\/taxidermy-cow-fish","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}